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How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:22

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1

OK, 3 things

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

How were cows used in ancient India?

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.

2 things:

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.

MAGAs are becoming unhinged and violent about Musk being called the United States President. If MAGAs think Trump is the Commander in Chief, why aren’t MAGAs blaming Trump for what DOGE is doing to Americans?

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?

Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

When do you detangle/brush it?